They Aren't Naked Till Their Bones Are Showing - Software Quotes Continued

How stress from AP exams affect CS students...
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campion: its a bit confusing but it makes sense to him
jason: but it doesn't work, so it doesn't make sense at all

jason: yeah down with peggle
nate: alright we get it, you have a veement hatred of peggle

jason: i think we should do a school wide survey on penis length

pranil: hey AB kids, are you guys learning stacks?
glenn: yes
pranil: then, whats a stack overflow error?
glenn: it means you fail miserably

john: huh, so taylor's on facebook in school.
victor: oh yeah, i saw your wall post. you were like, "i thought i was the only one on software who had sold their soul to facebook"
john: yeah, pretty soon he'll be taking mirror shots for his profile picture

john: jason you make me lose hope for humanity

batch: yeah, i don't want to stay after this week because i have a hefty english paper. hefty like the paper towel. you know, they pick up a lot of things

victor: i see how b works, but i don't get how a doesn't work
john: because a isn't as cool

victor: what's with south people always using facebook during school?
victor: wait, anand just posted on my wall telling me that indians like cricket as much as asians like pingpong
john: i've never heard of such stereotype before
victor: perhaps ill ask sant
sant is preoccupied playing peggle
victor: hmm, i guess i'll ask samita
john: well because samita is ostracized from the indian community, i don't think she's considered an indian
victor: well if you think about it, she's pretty much ten indians. everything she does is a characteristic of an indian intensified
john: except that no indian likes her
victor: exactly, indians by nature are isolated and quiet, so seeing as she is isolated by her own community...
john: still one person is not enough to prove a stereotype, you need more indians
victor: well like i said, samita counts as ten indians, so if she has any hint of liking cricket, we can say that indians have some inate liking of cricket.
john: but then you're assuming that ten is a sufficient test number for such a large race. the indians in india might be too poor to afford the equipment
victor: true, but we could at least prove that all indians at north like/dislike cricket becuase she makes up at least 150% of the indian population

upon reading "the indians in india might be too poor to afford the equipment"
pranil & sant: that's not true
victor: are you kidding me? slumdog millionaire?

jason: we need more sex on television; dora the explorer

jason: what's that?
john: its my submission for the Ayn Rand Fountainhead Scholarship Essay Contest. You can win $10,000.
jason: sounds like a waste of time
john: eh, samita's probably going to win it anyways
jason: she could get some good kneepad usage out of that

victor: so what were you saying about programming at school? it feels dirty?
jason: i don't remember half the shit i say

batch: are we supposed to write the answers down?
glenn: no just memorize them

campion talking about tree nodes
glenn: this is quite similar to recursion
campion: yeah tree nodes and recursion love each other, they're like married
glenn: they should get a divorce

jason: shut the fuck up about tits

campion talking about processing
glenn: ill process you
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glenn: yes aviv?
aviv: is that a pick-up line?
glenn: no its a threat

campion: so blow up your ballons about this big
aviv: yes sant, about the size of a peggle peg

jason: maybe you should have chairs, with vaginas on them
john: how would you sit on them?
jason: you wouldn't. but we'd still call them chairs

campion: andrew why are you always moving?
aviv: he's a dynamic programmer

jason: they aren't naked until their bones are showing

sant: how do you draw a circle?
aviv: are you kidding me? g dot drawoval
sant: what are the parameters?
aviv: x position, y position length and height
sant: i can't make a perfect circle?
aviv: make length and height equal, throw yourself out a window
mike: whats a circle?